January 2012
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Listenarmsoftheocean: the reason why the world isn’t...
Jan 1st
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"you hate that bitch too?"
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Oh Happy New years everyone!!
Me: WHAT?!
Friend: I meant FUCK YEAR KALAMAZOO!!!!
Me: Okay....WHAT?!
Friend: FUCK I MEANT HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS KALA!!!
Me: OMFG I LOVE AUTOCORRECT!!
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africans: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg  no but seriously  actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok)
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Sometimes people piss me off
Cousin's wife: I'm really upset with you
Me: You're Upset with the fact I made you look as stupid as you sounded...
Cousin's Wife: I was trying to get an apology out of you...
Me: I suggest you try in the new year then:D
Jan 1st
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
youraveragehermione: intheseaofthesky: oldfamiliarway: 11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am    I always reblog Stanley. That’s my rule. Haha, the Stanley rule of Tumblr. xD
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Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
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In which there is like...four-five hours till 2012...
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OMG LOOK AT WHAT I JUST GOT THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I...
walkingonklainebow: SHAFD is so hudge omg this is perfect and Dalton is just the first part ( 13 chap ) but omg this is so beautiful al WAIT THERE’S A FUCKING BOOK ALSKJGLAWKEGOIU
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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December 2011
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anderhudsons: worst moment of 2011
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It's not my fault your son is disgusting
Cousin: Why is my son wearing a make-shift eye patch?
Me: I think he has pink eye...
Cousin: what...why would you think that?!
Me: He put his hand in the trash and then rubbed his eyes....
Cousin: What that doesn't mean he has pink eye! Speed come here-takes eye patch off-OMFG WTH HAPPENED TO HIS EYE?!?! it's all swollen shut and gross looking!!
Me: PINK.EYE
Dec 31st
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Meeting Tom Felton
Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.
Dec 31st
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4thjuly1996: i don’t have ships i have a fucking naval fleet
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gleehiatussurvivor: shit that’s gonna happen in 2012 we lose our complete original glee cast
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I am not responsible for what will be said,posted or reblogged tonight on my tumblr…the alcohol will be responsible for that so…that’s that and I hope everyone has an amazing New years eve….up till New years DAY
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