CHLOE BENNET SHARES A BIRTHDAY WITH DAVID TENNANT I’M SCREAMING
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
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I was bored and collected way too much Frozen stickers, so I put them kind of everywhere in my appartment and since I’m living with two guys I just
now they have a little Hans staring lovingly at their wee-wee when they are peeing, I hope they’ll like it.
They are yelling at me. They like it.
talk furby to me
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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
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when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
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don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
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there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack