You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Me in the future
#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE FUCK MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN
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CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
whenever i read anon hate i always read it in the judgmental and bitchy voice of cindy vortex
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Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
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